Funny Things Kids Say
Kids say the funniest things. So innocent. So new to the world of language. I can’t help but to write down all the sweet and funny things he says. Here’s the last two months worth of notable comments:
December 28th, 2012
Landon’s version of football: “The other friends want my ball, but if they just said, “Please may I have a turn” I would say, ‘Yes when I’m done’.”
December 17th, 2012
Playing with cars and trains, Landon puts them to “sleep”.
Me: “What should we do while they’re sleeping?”
Landon: (in a whisper) “Let’s poke them!”
December 10th, 2012
Landon: “I like my underwear on backwards. It keeps my penis from falling out.”
November 30th, 2012
Landon sitting in the empty laundry basket: “Will you pull me?”
Me: “Where to?”
Landon: “To the recycling!”
Me: “What are they going to recycle you into?”
Landon: “Aunt Susie!”
November 28th, 2012
Getting ready and dressed in the morning Landon says, “Don’t forget to wear pants. If you forget them you won’t have them.” Good thing I have him around so I don’t forget to wear pants.
November 27th, 2012
Landon to Grandpa, “You’re the oldest in the world!”
November 26th, 2012
Landon pretending to cook: “I’m making Strawberry pie! 1/4 cup soda, 1/4 cup chicken, 1/4 cup bacon and stir”
October 22nd, 2012
After trying Hummus, “It’s not too bad. The oil in it is making it yummy.”
Comments
4 responses to “Funny Things Kids Say {Part 1}”
Oh my goodness! So sweet!
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So, so sweet… As a mother of 3 sons, I wish I had written down what they had said. You think you will remember but you don’t remember it all…good job, Mom!!
Joel says some funny things, now i must write them down now, great idea. Yesterday he ran up to me with his/my old/ dragon and said “Oh my god, what happened to him” lol I cut all his hair off when i was little.
Oh my goodness, so sweet and silly. I love it 🙂